Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
Motherhood can be isolating and lonely and frustrating - yet at the same time and maybe with a bit of perspective - the best thing ever and most importantly, HILARIOUS. My little mama recently sent me a package in the mail. She'd found my baby book - the one she put together about me. I …
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You know the ones. The cuties. The little mandarins that are probably genetically modified (HORRORS) or bad for us in some way - please spare me - to be easier to peel for kids. Not my kiddos yet though. They need me to peel them still. AND SO I PEEL. I peel and I peel …
I'm a big fan of toddlers. In my opinion, babies are overrated. Toddlers are where it's at. I've got two toddlers at home, the very same age, TWO AND A HALF. Chances are one or both of them is going to give us (or each other) grief about something at any given time. But it's …
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