Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
It's November! That magical month where people magically become softer, kinder, gentler, and more vocally grateful! I love seeing gratitude. I love hearing folks proclaim their gratitude. Now, I am not good at much, but gratitude and thankfulness? THAT'S MY JAM. If you know me at all then you know not a day, hell, …
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Jimmy Kimmel's Halloween prank videos are not funny. They are just mean. I know that's an unpopular opinion, and I know that many of you will tell me to lighten up or that it's just a joke. If you don't know what I'm talking about, all you have to do is google it and watch …
BUT I DIDN'T. Don't call the authorities on me. I am a lover, not a fighter. I mean thank gods for that impulse control we can harness, amiright? OH THIS GIRL. Here's the scene. The girl (3 or maybe 4 years old) is at the train table, you know train tracks and about 20 different …
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