Jimmy Kimmel's Halloween prank videos are not funny. They are just mean. I know that's an unpopular opinion, and I know that many of you will tell me to lighten up or that it's just a joke. If you don't know what I'm talking about, all you have to do is google it and watch …
That’s Why I’m Here: On Vulnerability and Courage and Gratitude
Some days I am so steeled against the world, it's a wonder I even feel the rain on my face. Other days, like today, I am cracked right open. So raw and vulnerable that I may not function as a human being but rather just a ball of electric feelings so exposed to the elements …
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I Almost Punched a Little Girl at the Library
BUT I DIDN'T. Don't call the authorities on me. I am a lover, not a fighter. I mean thank gods for that impulse control we can harness, amiright? OH THIS GIRL. Here's the scene. The girl (3 or maybe 4 years old) is at the train table, you know train tracks and about 20 different …
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Too Sober For This 