What Does a Whore Look Like?

As I stared in the ladies room bathroom mirror, I pulled out three far too long eyebrow hairs and deposited them into the garbage.  I glanced at my cleavage and reveled in how I still got it going on in the décolletage area.  Then I re-applied my red lipstick. Some might say I look like …

Mommy Jammies Will Always Fit

The other day as I was dressing them in their matching penguin footed pajamas, my boy said, "DESE ARE TOO SMALL MAMA.  WE NEED BIGGER ONES."  As I laughed and said, "Oh you are going to be wearing these until your feet bust through", I thought, it won't be all that long before they aren't …

Teaching Kids to be Thankful is Not Just for Thanksgiving

It's November!  That magical month where people magically become softer, kinder, gentler, and more vocally grateful!  I love seeing gratitude.  I love hearing folks proclaim their gratitude. Now, I am not good at much, but gratitude and thankfulness?  THAT'S MY JAM.   If you know me at all then you know not a day, hell, …