Raising twins and staying sober 24 hours at a time.
IT IS NEW CLOSET DAY. We have this oddly shaped closet upstairs in our old Chicago Cape Cod style house that has been impossible to work with so we finally called in experts and there is a man up there right now fixing all my life problems. Well worth the money. This is what's exciting …
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It was Nikki's birthday - August 15, 2017. I snuck out of work early to go meet our kids and our Nanny Nikki at the Museum of Contemporary Art and have lunch at Nikki's favorite restaurant - Potbelly. Oh wait, that's the kids favorite restaurant. I should mention the looks that Nikki and I get …
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Back in March, my 4 year old daughter asked to cut her hair super short. She loved it as it was happening and she's loved it every day since. Not a word of regret, only feeling herself and her look. I want what she has. All this time, I've secretly been wanting to cut my …
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